MTU IS COLDMTU Female Import Tax Proposed
So its truly amazing how much better the guy to girl ratio is during the week of carnival. I mean if you look at the general populous of men and women during the normal year it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to notice that the odds suck and most of the girls are either taken or the have a reason for not being taken.
One of my housemates suggested that MTU make a tax for any females that are “girl friends” and would be staying in the dorms with their male companion during the carnival week. While this is a horrible idea this could be the best idea for the university’s rising tuition problem. I would have no problem charging people more money for allowing their girl friend to stay for the carnival week.
Look at the facts. First, I live off campus so the tax wouldn’t apply to me. Second, I don’t have a girlfriend therefore making this so called tax useless in my case. But now for all those unlucky fellas that still live in the dorms and are fortunate enough to have a girlfriend. $$$$$$. Yes! That means a lower tuition cost thanks to greater taxation! I love it. It benefits me to the extreme. Though, knowing the money grubbing greedy bastard our university is, we will most likely not have a lower tuition. Sigh…